Cosmic Cetacean Men's Crew Socks

Let us establish some basic facts about space whales. If the universe is infinite, then they must exist. Assuming they do exist, someone somewhere must be selling tickets to go on space whale-watching cruises. And maybe, just maybe, if you can get close enough to a space whale, you can climb aboard for a ride. If it's always been your dream to ride a space whale, don't worry, you're not alone. Even though it may not yet be possible, these Cosmic Cetacean Crew Socks will make you feel like anything is.