Dare to stare this bird in the face while she tells her tail?
SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?
Ostrich: My invitation didn’t say I needed to bring anything.
SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?
Ostrich: A tall boot that I can hide from the world in.
SITM: Who is your sock idol?
Ostrich: Crows. Only because together they make a murder.
SITM: What’s your superpower?
Ostrich: You don’t want to know.
SITM: What is your life philosophy?
Ostrich: Stick your neck out for those in need, it makes it easier to look down your nose at them.
SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?
Ostrich: Grumpy Cat. She knows how to stare someone into submission.
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