Monsters are often misunderstood. That's why we wanted to give Frankenstein's Sockster a chance to tell his side of the story.
SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?
Sockster: WARNING. KEEP DEAD THING DEAD.
SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?
Sockster: PLATFORM.
SITM: Who is your sock idol?
Sockster: BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. SHE ELECTRIFYING.
SITM: What's your superpower?
Sockster: UNNNGGGH. LIFE AFTER DEATH.
SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?
Sockster: AS LONG AS CONNECTED TO LEG, I NO CARE.
SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?
Sockster: GRAVEYARD. GIVE HOPE TO CORPSES. UUHHNNNNGH.
There you have it: the insights of a monstrously cool sock, Frankenstein's Sockster (available in women's knee high and men's crew).
